Bistro in Whatsapp

Last night, I was thinkiing about how confusing is when me and my mates of the blog sound like when we talk in our Whatsapp group. Check it out:

Boss: Guys, i want u to write a txt to tomorrow talkin bout the way people wear arround the world.

Garden: I got it boss. Do we need to write bout all countries?

Boss: If u may…

Marcel: Well, actually I think we might choose one country and talk about the clothes people use there. Then, each one of us talks about a different place.

Boss: Great idea!

Laurel: Perfect!
           It’s just… OMG!

           I’ll write bout France! :D

Anne: HAHAHA J

Boss : What does it mean, An ?

Anne: J J J

Couple: Fuck u. I can’t write any more txts. I am a busy person.

Dett: Do I need to write it to? I’m not actually part of the writing group…

Boss: No, Dett. And Couple… Screw u.

Eddy: Didn’t got it. What countries r u talkin bout?

Catfish: The same thing. Do u mind explainin 1 more time?

Laurel: Delays…

Garden: DELAY! I don’t care  bout catfish, all I want is bother ed.

Boss: Listen: U’ll pick a place and talk bout the kind of clothes they use there. Got?

Catfish: Ah… I don’t wanna do this.

Boss: Feel Free.

Eddy: Now I got it, bro.

Anne: J

Coffe: I’ve just read a book.

Eddy: What country will u pick?

Laurel: France

Marcel: Iraq.

Anne: J

Coffe: It’s actually very good.

Boss: Germany for me.

Eddy: Then I’ll choose Nigeria.

Garden: Brazil. Because I Love my country.

Dett: France S2

Coffe left the group.

Eddy: Ahn?

Catfish: What’s the point?

Boss: Wait, I’ ve shit.