Siri

- Good morning, sir. How can I help you?

- I don’t eat for about five weeks. I’m starving. All I want is food.

- Sorry, sir. I can’t help you. There’s nothing like this in my system.

- Than, what should I do?

- I’m not sure, but hang on the line for a moment. There’s other client needing my assistance. – Good morning, sir. How can I help you?

- Actually, the most correct would be “good mourning”.

- Why is that, sir?

- I lost my wife in about five weeks. Then, a man called me saying that all my problems would be solved with the new iPhone.

- And they were, right?

- Not actually. I still miss her. I’m sad, I’m totally desperate. I have a lot of money, but it doesn’t seem right using it to forget her.

- I may have a lovely idea.

- What would it be?

- Well, I have this other guy on the line and he’s starving. Perhaps you could help him.

- Fine. Let me talk to him.

- Just one moment. – Sir? I‘ve just found the solution of your problems. There’s another sir that accepted helping you. Can I send him to your address right now?

- Please. Do it.

- Fine. – Sir, I’m sending his address to you.

- Fine. Thank you, Siri.

- Thank you, Siri.

- You’re welcome.

P.S : For those who don’t know, Siri is a helper app that’s only find in Apple’s devices. He always has the answer for everything, or almost everything.