Mothers

Mom: Honey, what happened to you today? Oh, you don’t even need to tell me, mommy already know... Is that boy, right? The one of the strange haircut? He said to you that “you’re not so important in his life like he is on yours”. I can feel your pain, my sweet child, but it’s normal in your age, people be like this. I know it got worse when, right after breaking up with you, he made out with a girl that uses pink short skirt. I also know that you’re upset because your Math teacher Said you could never do his test very well. And then, a homeless took your Money when you were crossing the street, letting you hungry like a wolf. Then you left running because you noticed you were late to your French course, you got there stinking and it got obvious that your whole class was smelling it, this way, you got all by yourself on a corner asking to go to the bathroom every time. When you got home, you connected your phone to the charger, but it’s not working, that’s why, you’re not using WhatsApp with that stupid boy since 4:43 p.m , the same time your phone died. Am I wrong, darling?

Daughter (surprised): How did you find out all of this?

Mom (proud): Oh, mothers know this kind of stuff...

Original: "MÃES" (MORAES, Guilherme)